@missearth_sa: Today is the official inauguration of #TableMountain as one of the 7 wonders of the world. Congratulations to @SANParks!
@FunnyorTruth: I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm. They ruin everything.
@piersmorgan: wenger trusts in Chamakh, Arshavin, Ramsey, Squillaci, Gervinho etc – it’s why I no longer trust in him. #WengerOut #inArseneWeRust
@KattHumor: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching... my car into reverse and driving away from the damn scene.
@iamsuede: like the amount of time it takes light to reach earth, things exist in Twitterverse, long before they actually make it onto your radar.